24. Alcohol enthusiast, Gingivitis sufferer. Practicing hypochondriac. Future failed stand-up comedian, Present-day traveling banjoist/singer. Stay at home songwriter. I know my TV and wrestling trivia, and I tend to live in the fourth wall. I live in the homestate of The Simpsons, and I've got the baddest girl in the game wearing my chain. All my friends should be jobless and/or on the road with me. Still working on creating a perpetual "sexy," instead of having to drop it and bring it back. Wish me luck.
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Lay Down Yer Weary Tune
November 7, 2011