January 2011
18 posts
December 2010
85 posts
i only reblogged this because this gif instantly reminded me of the day I first saw this commercial and said “what the fuck?” under my breath.
The lyrics to the title song “Suicide is Painless”...
(keanu) whoa.
Radar: “Do you think you can do Methodist, father?” Mulcahy: “I’m a piano player, Radar. I’ll transpose.”
“I’ve got enough nausea to light up the city of Toledo, okay? First I’m hot, then...”
– Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H (2x11 - Carry On Hawkeye). (via youspeakshit)
“A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party
for the Korean children in the area...”
– - PA Announcement (via kidsfrommash)
ha. i’m watching this one right now. “dear dad.” a classic.
Watchi know i say it all the time, or at least think it in a loud inner dialogue. but i want to go to THERE.
Schizophrenic Sunrise Or The Loudest Blade Of...
Upon his leaving the band, Ronald Jones, our former guitar player, I got the feeling was searching for some purer way of thinking. He had become increasingly paranoid and, I felt, he was looking for something simpler and more certain than life in a weird rock band. And without getting in to it too much, seemed to be getting into a sort of “new age” lifestyle. Some of his behavior, when...
Altruism Or That's The Crotch Calling The Devil...
A recording of Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally is lengthened and slowed so that her voice now resembles Kim Gordon’s moaning on those early Sonic Youth records. A pulsating synth-bass loop builds behind her, gaining momentum and pitch until she climaxes. Wayne and Steven guide the melody that accompanies Meg’s thrust. Using up to 28 different notes to...
A Winter's Day Car Accident Melody
A haunting sad dirge of a melody. Switching from major to minor and diminished chord base, sometimes all at once. The middle section is a trade-off and battle of eighty ambulances (sirens) vs. eighty car crashes.
Heralding In A Better Ego - Wayne's Notes from the...
This composition has four sections. The first is the sound of 2 and 3 trumpets echoing each other, brought in one at a time, building from boom-box 1 through 40, culminating in a grandstand of over one hundred trumpeters blaring. The second is a backbeat randomly inserted just before the down-beat using up to 40 drummers. The third is a gliding pitch changed melody pattern of the first trumpet...
wow. that is kimbo slice on a drake and josh...
:/
i’m leaning towards my nightly glass of whiskey (or three) and a joint (or three).
A series of awkward moments with children.
That awkward moment when: Your friend’s little nephew calls one of the boys on iCarly “sexy.”
it’s revealed he calls his little cousin the same thing.
You notice your friend’s sister look upon her screaming children and nephew and suddenly stare off into the abyss.
"In an interview with Loud.com, DJ Quik revealed...
Watchthedailywhat:
Porn Parody of the Day: Jenna Haze, Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, and Stephanie Swift star in New Sensations’ sexually explicit re-imagining of The Office (which, curiously, was not renamed The Orifice).
[via.]
Earlier: Cosby Show XXX.
hehe.
Nothing
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is nothing. My grandfather always said to live life with no regrets.
[Male, 18]
Fina-fucking-lly.
#245 - i forgive you for screaming the name Tim...
weed oil. how i missed thee.
Support Star Wars and Geek Pride for Katie →
Katie is a first grade girl who has been teased for bringing her Star Wars water bottle into school because the boys in her class say Star Wars is only for boys. Sine her mother posted the story on the web, people of all ages have read and commented to show support for the girl to like whatever she darn well plea…ses. On December 10th this year, let’s really give her something to smile...
Dr. Seuss does Star Wars
yourmindblown:
F You Autocorrect:
Julian Assange for The Australian: The Truth Will... →
kateoplis:
In 1958 a young Rupert Murdoch, then owner and editor of Adelaide’s The News, wrote: “In the race between secrecy and truth, it seems inevitable that truth will always win.”
His observation perhaps reflected his father Keith Murdoch’s expose that Australian troops were being needlessly sacrificed by incompetent British commanders on the shores of Gallipoli. The British tried to shut...
Three Men and a Little Lady
thingsiwikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Men_and_a_Little_Lady
A third film, tentatively titled Three Men and a Bride, is in development. Guttenberg, Danson and Selleck have all been approached by Disney to return.
WHUT
Guttenberg RETURNS!!!!
The Restoration Of Buffalo Bob.
I just started coming up with this story i’ve ran through my head over and over again, but instead something that was supposed to either be a novel or a screenplay, came out different. i wondered how it would go, if i wrote it on the spot as a season outline in a DVD box set. so i went as far as 9 episodes in the first season. i made up the last eight episodes on the spot from this chair....
From a quick glance, Miranda Cosgrove looks like...