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bothkindsofmusic:

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Outlaw Prayers.

The Highwaymen Prayer Candle Set | GreaserCreatures

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I’d like it better if the seller put an ounce of effort into the photoshop. C’mon, I could do that.

Nice

God doesn’t answer my prayers, let alone my tweets.

God doesn’t answer my prayers, let alone my tweets.

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Louis C.K./Kurt Vonnegut hybrid tombstone piece I made on Vine…

My nephew sure loves to say “goddamnit.” He got downgraded to “got-dangit” “god-dangit,” and “gosh dangit.”but every once in a while he lets a full goddamnit out. Gets me every time.

Kinkiest item. #GregAndJohn #thatsApaddlin

Kinkiest item. #GregAndJohn #thatsApaddlin

Literally the hottest item there. #summertimehibernation #missouri #8track #kennyrogers

Literally the hottest item there. #summertimehibernation #missouri #8track #kennyrogers

Lamest yard/inside sale ever. #summertimehibernation #missouri #7minAbs

Lamest yard/inside sale ever. #summertimehibernation #missouri #7minAbs

#summertimehibernation #missouri

#summertimehibernation #missouri

Simpsons undies are falling apart from the (waist) band.

Simpsons undies are falling apart from the (waist) band.

Museum; Mexico, MO. #summertimehibernation #missouri

Museum; Mexico, MO. #summertimehibernation #missouri

Marceline, MO. Headed out of town with sis and fam. #summertimehibernation #missouri

Marceline, MO. Headed out of town with sis and fam. #summertimehibernation #missouri

Summer do. Do be do be do.

Summer do. Do be do be do.

Missouri

watching a terrible dating game show called Baggage, hosted by Jerry Springer with my friend’s grandma and niece.
Stray observation: the niece complains that there are too many commercials. Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati once.