I’d like it better if the seller put an ounce of effort into the photoshop. C’mon, I could do that.
God doesn’t answer my prayers, let alone my tweets.
Louis C.K./Kurt Vonnegut hybrid tombstone piece I made on Vine…
My nephew sure loves to say “goddamnit.” He got downgraded to “got-dangit” “god-dangit,” and “gosh dangit.”but every once in a while he lets a full goddamnit out. Gets me every time.
Summer do. Do be do be do.
watching a terrible dating game show called Baggage, hosted by Jerry Springer with my friend’s grandma and niece.
Stray observation: the niece complains that there are too many commercials. Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati once.